INTERMEZZO ABOUT LOVE

INTERMEZZO ABOUT LOVE

A married couple have been married for so long. Out of respect for privacy, after 15 years of marriage each submits a request. The husband does not want his cellphone opened by his wife. While the wife only asked that her husband not open the desk drawer in the bedroom.

With the agreement, the husband feels that his affair with some women will not be known by his wife. Intimate words and conversation via WA will not be detected by his wife. He was free to use his cellphone as a communication tool for cheating.

After 10 years the agreement was held strong and finally faded. The husband is tempted to open the desk drawer in the bedroom. Once he opened the drawer, it turned out to only contain 2 green beans and Rp. 5,000 "Geez, this is the only thing I can't know," whispered the husband.

While apologizing to his wife, for having violated the agreement, the man who was already approaching 50 years of age asked, "What does it mean for these two green beans and five thousand rupiah?"

The wife then replied, "After I tell you, do you want to promise to keep loving me?"

"So it must be my dear," exclaimed her husband.

While taking a deep breath the wife said: "Sorry my husband, actually I am a broken woman, I once cheated .. To remind me, every time I cheat I put a single bean in the desk drawer."

The husband was silent, he whispered in his heart, "It's okay, it's only twice cheating while I've done dozens of times." The husband then hugged his wife and said, "My wife, don't worry, I still love you even though you have cheated on you .. My love is not reduced at all .. Then what is the meaning of the five thousand rupiah? "

With a sob the wife answered, "That was the result of selling 1kg of green beans"

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SELINGAN TENTANG CINTA

Sepasang suami istri sdh menikah begitu lama. Untuk menghormati privacy, setelah 15 tahun menikah masing2 mengajukan permintaan. Suami tak ingin Hpnya dibuka oleh istri. Sementara sang istri hanya meminta agar suaminya tidak membuka laci meja di kamar tidur.

Dengan kesepakatan itu sang suami merasa aman perselingkuhannya dengan beberapa wanita tak akan diketahui oleh istrinya. Kata-kata mesra dan percakapan via WA tak akan terendus oleh istrinya. Diapun leluasa menggunakan Hpnya sebagai alat komunikasi untuk selingkuh.

Setelah 10 tahun kesepakatan itu dipegang kuat akhirnya luntur juga. Sang suami tergoda untuk membuka laci meja di kamar tidur. Begitu ia membuka laci itu ternyata hanya berisi 2 butir kacang ijo dan uang Rp. 5.000. “Ya ampun cuma ini tho yang tak boleh aku ketahui,” bisik suami.

Sembari meminta maaf pada istrinya, karena telah melangar kesepakatan, lelaki yang usianya sudah menjelang 50 tahun itu bertanya, “Apa artinya dua butir kacang ijo dan uang lima ribu rupiah ini?”

Sang istri kemudian menjawab,“Setelah aku cerita apakah bapak mau berjanji tetap sayang sama aku?"

“So pastilah sayangku,” seru suaminya.

Sambil menarik napas panjang istri itu bekata: "Maaf suamiku, sebenarnya aku wanita yang rusak, aku pernah selingkuh.. Untuk mengingatkanku, setiap aku selingkuh aku meletakkan satu butir kacang ijo di laci meja itu.”

Sang suami terdiam, dia berbisik di dalam hati, “Gak apa-apalah, kan cuma dua kali selingkuh sementara aku sudah melakukan belasan kali." Suami itu kemudian memeluk istrinya sambil berkata,“Istriku, jangan khawatir, aku tetap mencintaimu walau kau pernah selingkuh.. Cintaku tak berkurang sedikitpun.. Lantas apa arti uang lima ribu rupiah itu?”

Dengan terisak istri itu menjawab, "Itu kemarin hasil jual kacang ijo 1kg"